1
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[Child's laughter]

2
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So whose turn is it
tonight?

3
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Girl: Tucker.

4
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<i>Where is your
sweet little bro?</i>

5
00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,720
You mean he isn't
here yet?

6
00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:46,200
I knew that little puke
was gonna be trouble.

7
00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,360
Don't worry.
He's here.

8
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[Cell phone rings]

9
00:00:50,440 --> 00:00:51,160
[Ring]

10
00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:54,360
Am I missing something?

11
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[Ring]

12
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[Ring]

13
00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,480
Tucker?

14
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Yeah.

15
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We're all set.

16
00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,640
OK.

17
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[Beep]

18
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Go.

19
00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,720
Can everybody hear me?

20
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Yeah.

21
00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:21,440
Yeah.

22
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OK. I'm telling my story
this way,

23
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'cause if you
think about it,

24
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a telephone is probably the
scariest thing in your house.

25
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Boy: Say what?

26
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You might feel safe with
your doors and windows locked,

27
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but all someone has to do
is dial your number.

28
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You answer the phone,
and bingo, they're inside.

29
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But it's just
their voice.

30
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Yeah, but when you
pick up that phone,

31
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you made a connection,

32
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and it might be to a place

33
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that you don't want to be
connected to.

34
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Do you have the pouch?

35
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All set.

36
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Submitted for the approval
of the Midnight Society,

37
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I call this story...

38
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<i> The Tale of the Phone Police.</i>

39
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[Footsteps]

40
00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,120
Man: Hello?

41
00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:32,760
You go.

42
00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,920
What are you
scared of?

43
00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:44,920
Woman: Hello?

44
00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:45,920
Yeah, uh...

45
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Hello.

46
00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:49,760
This is the acme
appliance company.

47
00:02:49,760 --> 00:02:51,160
Is your refrigerator
running?

48
00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,440
Yeah.

49
00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:55,800
You better run after
it before it gets away.

50
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Lame.

51
00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,480
Very lame.

52
00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,280
Listen and learn,
my friend.

53
00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:07,880
Woman: Hello?

54
00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,720
And hello
to you, ma'am!

55
00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,720
This is radio station
kzit--k-zit--

56
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and you have
just been selected

57
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to be one of our
lucky contestants.

58
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Now, to qualify for an
all-expense-paid dream vacation,

59
00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,280
all you have to do is
answer one easy question.

60
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Woman:
What kind of question?

61
00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:35,240
Listen carefully.
In centimeters,

62
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exactly how wide
is Antarctica?

63
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You have 10 seconds.

64
00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,440
Come on, Jake.
It's not funny.

65
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Hurry, ma'am.

66
00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:47,840
Don't let this once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity slip away.

67
00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:51,280
Oh, dear!

68
00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,280
I--I--I really
don't know.

69
00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,520
You have 4...

70
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3...

71
00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:57,600
2...1...

72
00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,440
Caught ya!

73
00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,880
What are you doing?

74
00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:04,080
<i>No, what are you doing,
making crank calls again?</i>

75
00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,200
No. I was trying
to get Mum and Dad.

76
00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,680
Look, pal,

77
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:10,680
I'm in charge here
while they're on vacation,

78
00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,600
so stop acting
like a little wart!

79
00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,160
I can't believe
you're letting him

80
00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,360
talk you into
this stuff.

81
00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,200
You're not gonna tell
Mum and Dad, are you?

82
00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,720
Forget Mum and Dad.

83
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,800
You're gonna get tagged by
the Phone Police, you zero.

84
00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,080
Phone Police?

85
00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:32,000
What are
the Phone Police?

86
00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,520
You're kidding,
right?

87
00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,680
You've never heard
of the Phone Police?

88
00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:37,240
Uh... no.

89
00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,680
Well, the phone has
certain rules of operation.

90
00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,680
You don't leave it
off the hook.

91
00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:44,920
You don't let it
ring too long,

92
00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,840
and you don't
make stupid calls

93
00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,400
like my blunt
little brother.

94
00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,080
She's making this
up.

95
00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,680
You think so, eh?

96
00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,680
Oh. Keep messing
with the phone,

97
00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:58,360
and you'll end up like
the Baxter kid.

98
00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,040
Who's the Baxter kid?

99
00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,600
Billy Baxter.

100
00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,440
Happened a long time ago.

101
00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,440
He was making crank calls,

102
00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,400
and the Phone Police
got him.

103
00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,080
Oh, gimme
a break!

104
00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,600
It's true.

105
00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,240
They never saw him
again.

106
00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,200
<i>How do you know
all this?</i>

107
00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:18,320
Hmph.

108
00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:20,680
Everybody knows
about the Baxter kid,

109
00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,840
except you,
my vacant sibling.

110
00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:24,000
Ha.

111
00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,360
You mess with the phone,

112
00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:29,440
you answer to
the Phone Police.

113
00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,640
Wanna make a call?

114
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I gotta go.

115
00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,640
Good thing one of you
guys has some brains.

116
00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,640
Chris, you don't believe
that stuff, do you?

117
00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:45,160
It doesn't matter. It's no
fun, anyway. See you tomorrow.

118
00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,160
Chris.

119
00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,440
The Phone Police.
Yeah, right.

120
00:05:48,440 --> 00:05:49,920
Stupid.

121
00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,080
"A...Amis...Angelo.

122
00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,280
"B.

123
00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:08,560
"Ben.

124
00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,400
Billy Baxter"?

125
00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,560
It's only got
6 numbers.

126
00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,080
This won't work.

127
00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,080
Hello?

128
00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,560
[Static]
Man: Help me.

129
00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,320
Someone, please!
Help--

130
00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,000
[telephone rings]

131
00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:36,840
[Ring]

132
00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,080
Hello?

133
00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:42,240
[Static]
Man: Hey, kid.

134
00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:44,360
I know you can
hear me.

135
00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,400
You gotta
help me, please--

136
00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,440
[ring]

137
00:06:55,640 --> 00:06:57,240
[Ring]

138
00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:00,360
[Ring]

139
00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,880
[Static]

140
00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,720
[Dial tone]

141
00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,720
[Ring]

142
00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,200
[Ring]

143
00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:18,880
[Static]

144
00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:21,800
[Ring]

145
00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:25,040
Who are you?
What do you want?

146
00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,520
Man: You know
who I am.

147
00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:28,520
You called me.
It's Billy Baxter.

148
00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,120
You've gotta help me.

149
00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,600
[Ring]

150
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:37,520
Please help me!

151
00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:38,520
[Ring]

152
00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:39,520
Please!

153
00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:40,480
[Static]

154
00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,520
It musta been Annie.

155
00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,040
It musta been Annie
pulling your chain.

156
00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,120
It was unplugged, Chris.
How could she make it ring?

157
00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:00,120
I don't know.
Maybe it was a dream.

158
00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,480
[Telephone rings]

159
00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:03,960
Can't be!

160
00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,480
[Ring]

161
00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:06,960
So answer it.

162
00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:08,960
No way!
You answer it.

163
00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:09,680
[Ring]

164
00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,640
[Ring]

165
00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,440
Hello?

166
00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:20,800
That guy last night,
did he sound like this?

167
00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,960
[Static] Help! You
gotta get me out!

168
00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,120
Lose this!

169
00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,040
We gotta do
something.

170
00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,960
<i> Number 1-1-8
to maintenance.</i>

171
00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,960
<i> Number 1-1-8 to maintenance.</i>

172
00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,400
Ahem. Excuse me.

173
00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:04,800
Yes.

174
00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,480
How can we find out where
this number comes from?

175
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,160
There's only
6 numbers,

176
00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:12,480
and we thought it was
foreign or something.

177
00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:15,160
It's not foreign. It's
old and discontinued.

178
00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,640
It can't be.

179
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,640
We just called it
and got somebody.

180
00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,520
You called this number
and got an answer?

181
00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,760
Well, sorta. It was
more like static,

182
00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:26,320
but someone was there.

183
00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,320
Then they started
calling me back.

184
00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:32,440
The records department
is in the basement.

185
00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,760
They'll take care
of you.

186
00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,920
Thanks.

187
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:39,240
<i> Number 12,
call 4-2-2-9.</i>

188
00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,040
<i> 4-2-2-9.</i>

189
00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,280
Now what?

190
00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,800
There.

191
00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,080
[Ding]

192
00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,760
[Door closes]

193
00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,800
Where's the number?

194
00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,240
Yeah? What can I
do for you?

195
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,760
The lady upstairs

196
00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,560
said you could tell us
who has this number.

197
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,760
Hmm.

198
00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,400
I see.

199
00:10:51,640 --> 00:10:54,680
<i>Ha. We don't get very
many of these nowadays.</i>

200
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,800
Come on back.

201
00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:07,400
Using the phone to tell
a couple of jokes, eh?

202
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:08,880
What?

203
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,880
Just stand there,
young fella.

204
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,040
We'll take care
of ya.

205
00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:16,880
[Whispers]
What's goin' on?

206
00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,120
[Footsteps approaching]

207
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:22,400
Jake O'Brian.

208
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,040
Phone Police.

209
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,040
What?!

210
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,840
Hey!

211
00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,880
[Muffled screams]

212
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,160
Hey!

213
00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:47,840
Lemme outta here!
What is this?

214
00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,400
You'll figure it out.

215
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,600
I know, 'cause you're
a real smart kid!

216
00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:55,560
You got here quicker
than anyone ever has!

217
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,440
[Menacingly]
Ha ha ha ha ha!

218
00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:06,240
Help! Chris!
Somebody help!

219
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,640
[Telephone
rings]

220
00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:12,240
[Ring]

221
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960
Hello?

222
00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,720
[Static] Don't
bother shouting.

223
00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:20,680
No one can hear you.
I know. I've tried.

224
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,160
Who is this?

225
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:24,680
Have you forgotten
already? It's Billy Baxter.

226
00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,680
Oh, man,
what is this place?

227
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,960
Why am I here?

228
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,840
You never should have
messed with the phone.

229
00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,160
Now they've got you.

230
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,160
No! I'm gonna
call my parents.

231
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,680
Not on that phone. It
only takes incoming calls.

232
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:36,760
But you called me.

233
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,680
That's 'cause
you called me first.

234
00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:41,680
Maybe you'll be lucky.
Stay on the phone.

235
00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:44,680
Someone might hear you
someday. Ha ha ha!

236
00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:46,200
Wait!
Don't hang up.

237
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,360
[Dial tone]

238
00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:06,280
Yeah, yeah.
Hang on.

239
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,680
Annie, Annie!
They got Jake!

240
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:13,120
Just like you said!

241
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,560
It's the Phone Police!

242
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,400
We went down to
the phone company--

243
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:19,480
Who are you, and how
do you know my name?

244
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,000
What? It's me!

245
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,680
Get out of here before
I phone the police.

246
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,880
It's me, Chris, Jake's
friend. They got him.

247
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:29,480
I don't know you, and
I don't know any Jake.

248
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:30,640
I'm calling the cops.

249
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,960
Wait! Jake's
your brother!

250
00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,120
What is with you?

251
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,880
Look, I don't have
any brother, OK?

252
00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,280
Now get outta here!

253
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,520
You're not kidding,
are you?

254
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,680
No, I'm not kidding!
I'll bean you!

255
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,480
Hey!

256
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,400
I'll prove it
to you...

257
00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:51,840
This is Jake's
bed... room.

258
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,720
Are you gonna get out,
or do I call the cops?

259
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,720
The cops. Yeah. You told us a
story about the Phone Police

260
00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,320
and a kid named
Billy Baxter.

261
00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:02,640
You know the story?

262
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,760
Yeah, I know it.

263
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,640
Except the way
I heard it,

264
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,640
they got a kid
named O'Brian,

265
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,040
a Jake O'Brian.

266
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:11,360
Jake O'Brian?

267
00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,160
No! Let me go!

268
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,640
Lemme go!

269
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,160
I didn't do anything.

270
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,160
I swear it was
just a joke!

271
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:19,840
Nobody got hurt!

272
00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,000
Oh, man!
Those guys work fast.

273
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,760
[Ring]

274
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,720
Leave me alone,
you crazy old--

275
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,000
Jake, take it easy.
It's me.

276
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,080
Chris! Get me outta here,
man! This place is nuts.

277
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,800
I didn't do anything
wrong! You gotta help me!

278
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,800
Whoa! Calm down.

279
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,800
Get Annie!
Get my parents!

280
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:07,600
Uh...I can't
do that, Jake.

281
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,600
Why not?
You gotta do something,

282
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,760
or I'll be
stuck here forever.

283
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,520
This whole thing is
weirder than you even know.

284
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,840
I'm scared, Chris.

285
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,080
Me, too.
But I got a plan.

286
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,080
Maybe we can beat the phone
police at their own game.

287
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,080
[Telephone rings]

288
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,080
[Ring]

289
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,320
Hello.

290
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,040
[Ring]

291
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,240
[Ringing]

292
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,200
[Ringing]

293
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,400
[Ring]

294
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,840
Answer the phone!

295
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:45,920
[Ring]

296
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,480
Hey, kid, I told ya,

297
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,000
answer the phone!

298
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,240
[Ring]

299
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,600
[Ring]

300
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,280
[Ring]

301
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,840
[Ring]

302
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:09,800
[Ring]

303
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,280
[Ring]

304
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,000
[Ring]

305
00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:28,520
[Ring]

306
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,440
Hey, you!

307
00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,240
Answer the phone.

308
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,440
Listen, kid.

309
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,440
You think you've
got it bad now,

310
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,920
just you wait!

311
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,440
[Ring]

312
00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,480
That's it!

313
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,920
You've had it!

314
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:47,640
[Ring]

315
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,440
Aah!

316
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,920
Let's get
outta here!

317
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,440
[Ring]

318
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:58,600
Forget it, kid! No one gets
away from the Phone Police!

319
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,160
Wait.

320
00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,840
Come on!

321
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,800
[Slam]

322
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,960
No!

323
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:20,160
This way.

324
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,720
Oh, man! They're
all over the place.

325
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,800
There they are!

326
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,400
This way.

327
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,120
We're dead!

328
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,400
We're not giving up now.

329
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,680
Yes!

330
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:02,960
We got it!

331
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,440
We're outta here.

332
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,440
We're--

333
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:07,280
trapped.

334
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,840
There!

335
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:27,200
Now where did they--

336
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:34,710
OK.

337
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,920
Coast is clear.

338
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,680
Come on.

339
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:50,800
[Siren]

340
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,400
Thanks, man. I'm glad
to be outta there.

341
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,920
[Wheels screech]

342
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,000
Run!

343
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,840
We made it. You
saved me, man.

344
00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,840
OK. Listen.

345
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,840
I gotta tell you
something.

346
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,360
After you got
caught,

347
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,000
I went to your
house, and--aah!

348
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,840
What's wrong
with you guys?

349
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,200
This is Jake,
Annie, your brother.

350
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,760
You gotta
remember him now.

351
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:06,360
Where do you get these
friends from, Jake.

352
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:09,520
Do you, uh, order them
from the back of comics?

353
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:12,560
You remember him?
You know who he is?

354
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:15,680
Yeah. In fact, I'd like
to forget him if I could.

355
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,600
I don't believe this.

356
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,320
Jake, your room's
back to normal.

357
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,320
What are you two yams
talking about?

358
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,040
[Doorbell]
Don't answer it!

359
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,360
You two
are losin' it.

360
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,120
Annie, don't! It's
the Phone Police.

361
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,440
Phone Police? Airhead,
I made that up.

362
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,360
But it's true!
They got me.

363
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,400
Yeah, I wish. Ha.

364
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:45,080
Pizza.

365
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,320
One jumbo, extra cheese, all
dressed, hold the anchovies.

366
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,520
Did you guys
order a pizza?

367
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,360
Oh, jeez, sorry.

368
00:21:56,360 --> 00:22:00,320
It's 238, not 328.

369
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,800
Night.

370
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:09,320
I can't believe you guys bought
that story about the Phone Police.

371
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,600
Talk about gullible.

372
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,320
I'm gonna lie down.

373
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,360
I'm exhausted.

374
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,080
It did happen, though,
didn't it?

375
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:45,880
[Ring]

376
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,280
[Ring]

377
00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:55,160
Man: Ha ha ha ha ha!

378
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,760
Jake and Chris never made
another crank call

379
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:01,280
'cause they were
never sure

380
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,680
if the Phone Police
were really real,

381
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:06,680
or if they could
believe anything else

382
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,080
they ever saw... again.

383
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:11,800
The end!

384
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:13,760
[Laughter]

385
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,280
Excellent, Tucker. The.

386
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,680
Great story, Tuck.

387
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,920
Great story.

388
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,720
I declare this meeting
of the Midnight Society

389
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,760
closed.

390
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,720
[Ring]

391
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,120
[Together]
I'll get it!

392
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:26,840
[Ring]

393
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:29,480
Ha ha.

394
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:30,200
[Ring]

395
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,400
[Ring]

396
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,200
[Ring]

397
00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:42,760
Captioned by Grant Brown

